19 May 2012

Special Offer for the 2012 London Olympic Games

Flat Available - Lexington Buildings London E3

A Prime Location at the heart of the 2012 London Olympic Games. 


You will not just hear it you will feel it.


An elegant flat overlooking the Olympic stadium so close you will hear and feel the energy emitting from the stadium. ¾ length windows allow an excellent view of the Olympic stadium and the Olympic Park.

The development boasts an on-site bar and restaurant, the use of leisure facilities - including a swimming pool, sauna, and gymnasium - and a 24-hour Porter.  

There is More

 

Due to the generosity of Her Majesty’s Government and the British Tax Payer you will be able to enjoy the comforts of this luxury accommodation safely in the knowledge that you are being protected by the ELITE of the British Armed Forces and the British Constabulary. 

No-one in the history of Britain, that includes past and present Presidents of the United States of America, leaders of Russia, China, and the Heads of State at the G8 summit, have been afforded such privileged treatment and security.

Before and during the Olympic games you will have on site protection by a battery of state of the art Rapier ground to air missiles supported by H.V.M.s (High Velocity Missiles). The Rapier missiles have a firing range of 5 miles and can travel from 0 M.P.H. (Miles per Hour) to above the speed of sound within 400 yards.

The missile battery will be supported by a platoon of the highest trained soldiers of the British Army aided by specialist armed Police.

If this is not enough to make you feel secure as you sleep or enjoy the performance of the Olympians in the nearby Olympic stadium, you will also be safe in the knowledge that patrolling the sky above will be Lynx helicopters. With specialised snipers of the Royal Marines on board they will be covering every inch of the Olympic area and beyond, just to make you feel safe from any threat by Terrorists, whether from within these shores or beyond.

Supplementing this will be Tornado Fighter aircraft based at nearby Northolt, which will patrol the skies ready to blast any aircraft breaking the exclusion zone from the sky.  You will feel secure in the knowledge that Her Majesty’s Government, Police and Her Armed Forces are being deployed to protect you.

If that is not enough for your peace of mind, in the River Thames at Greenwich will be anchored the largest ship in the British Navy, the Amphibious Assault Ship, H.M.S. Ocean, armed with 3 x Phalanx weapons system, a close in weapons system (CIWS), 4 x 20mm. guns and 4 mini guns. H.M.S. Ocean will be loaded with 18 Westland Commando and Lynx helicopters carrying specialist snipers from the Royal air Force and Royal Marines, armed with up to date precision weapons.

The assault ship has a capacity for 850 assault troops although it is reported that there will be only 300 – 400 serviceman aboard plus the 285 officers and crew for the duration of the Olympic Games.
The River Thames will also be patrolled by smaller craft and patrol boats with armed military personnel on board.
 
Add to this the clandestine operations of the elite of the elite of the Armed forces anywhere in the world, the Special Air Service (S.A.S.) and the Special Boat Services (S.B.S.), who will be used throughout the security operation.

Beware there may be one closer than you think.
(Have you checked under your bed recently)?

The bonus to you is that all this will cost you nothing extra.

Please remember the £1 Billion + cost will, even in these austere times when “we are all in it together” and the Public Service workers including the very people who will be there to protect you, the British Police Force, are taking industrial action and marching upon the Houses of Parliament to protest against job cuts, lower rates of pay, and the Government reneging on Pension deals agreed by previous governments and pay review bodies, will cost you no extra and will be borne by the British Tax Payer.  

The cost to you is the monetary gift I receive for the use of the flat which will hopefully reflect the enjoyment, protection and the unique experience of this once in a lifetime experience on the doorstep where records will be broken and athletes will be giving their all for their personal glory and for their country. But more importantly I pay no tax on a gift.

By McTaggert

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