02 April 2014

The Chancellor's Easter Present

It will be announced soon that the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne will be giving every person on state benefit a £15 Easter bonus. This includes people on a State Pensions. This will be paid before Easter Friday.
 
The Chancellor came to this decision after having a very enjoyable Mother’s Day and in consultation with his advisor's it is thought it will help stimulate the economy as people will hopefully spend this windfall to treat themselves especially on drink, cigarettes and a game of bingo.

Of course these little extras do not come without some form of payback. It has been decided that any household receiving a state benefit with children under 18 in England and Wales, 16 in Scotland, will have to share a room and have a Children Levy placed upon it.

An example of this is if a house has three bedrooms but only two children both under the age limit, (18/16), they will have to share a room and a levy of £10.00 a week will be imposed on the householder for the spare bedroom. This is very similar to the current so called “Bedroom Tax” on people who have an unused bedroom. This is to encourage people to have more children or move to a smaller house as family houses, 3 or 4 bedrooms are scarce.  

A spokesman for the Government stated that if a household is facing hardship they can always take in a lodger for the spare bedroom. “I am certain this will enhance the life of the family on a State Benefit”.  

The Tory leadership feels this will help increase their vote for the 2015 General election and please Middle England and the Home Counties, the Tory Party's strong voting base. 


This was sent on 1st April 2014.   All Fools Day

 
McTaggart 

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